reblog if you’re the worst

stardriad:

in bed with the windows open while rain falls is the nicest feeling

! !

asapwalky:

Never will I compete for a spot in anyone’s life

humorstar:

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

luciferlaughs:
“Slices of John Wayne Gacy’s brain. He donated the organ to science after his execution. Studies have not revealed any physical abnormalities with the killer’s brain.
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Reblog if you’re bisexual, or if you support bisexuals, or if you want Queen Elizabeth II to outlive Donald Trump

awildpaige:

Long live the Queen, bro

ichardsiken:

i live for older girls who take care of you and give you advice on weird things w/o judging bc they’ve experienced it and are just so warm. my only goal in life is to be that for others one day

jadefyre:

technicallity:

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals